reshipped:

things i better have by the end of 2014:

  • a better face
  • lots of money
  • many slutty memories

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milokerrigan:

how-do-i-spell-your-url:

ilovecoffeeandcats:

if you think you are unattractive just remember you look like your ancestors and hey all of them got laid

but what if you were adopted

I’m not up on the whole genetics thing

but

if you’re adopted you still have to have biological ancestors right

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jpgay:

really punk?? really/? wanna fight about it?? wanna cuddle about  it?? wanna maybe makeout about it??

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you can live on minimum wage
 people who don’t have to (via thelordofthebuttz)

(Source: edwrad)

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haxorsparx:

HERE YOU GO: DON’T BE SELFISH AND FEED YOUR ANIMALS THE CORRECT FOOD THEY NEED TO BE FED

haxorsparx:

HERE YOU GO: DON’T BE SELFISH AND FEED YOUR ANIMALS THE CORRECT FOOD THEY NEED TO BE FED

(Source: mikasoze)

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famovs:

Not gonna have a valentine again this year, keeping my streak strong

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hitchedand24:

Maybe if I had a teacher like this I would have liked science more.

hitchedand24:

Maybe if I had a teacher like this I would have liked science more.

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sebabug:

noharaflower:

idratherbeinkonoha:

littlesandmonster:

NO GUYS NO STOP EVERYTHING AND WATCH THIS OKAY!!! You don’t even understand!!!! You wont regret it okay!!

A NEW AGE HAS BEGUN PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS IT MUST BECOME THE NATIONAL ANTHEM SIGNAL BOOST UNTIL OBAMA SEES

FUCKING LEGENDARY. DATTEBAYO. HELL FUCKING YEAH.

This is the best thing I have ever heard

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