michaelpalin:

a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas

(Source: owenhartofficial)

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tupacvevo:

tupacvevo:

someone give me a job

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i was thinking something in retail

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spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

(Source: unchichi)

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quietdistaste:

me trying to make a successful text post

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jesusinc:

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

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thecatantichristishere:

rabbitrecycle:

donaldkaneda:

owo:

punkmonksteven:

lalatula:

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*does the anime character with glasses thing*

Does that really work though?

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What…?

that’s so cool i wanna do it too!!!!!!

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ok here goes

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NO

Okay, there’s no way that works.

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Let me try this out.

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I’m kinda skeptical about this? Can it really make you anime.

imageGuss i’ll give it a shot

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ABORT ABORT

yeah right, like that really happens

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hmmm….

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maybe I should try-

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HOLY SHIT

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WHAT THE FU 

(Source: abosl)

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trapdad420:

"you been gettin high without me fam??" -Mom

trapdad420:

"you been gettin high without me fam??" -Mom

(Source: 103312)

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geromykyle:

do u ever just remember your friends have genitals and get weirded out for a second

(Source: brozoi)

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mdthwomp:

Unfriendly reminder that in America it’s reasonable to say an unarmed black kid deserved to be shot six times because he might have robbed a convenience store, but a white kid shouldn’t be kicked off the high school football team just because he violently raped a girl.

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orgasm:

it’s so stupid that we’re expected to pay over $200,000 for a college degree

american education system what r u doin

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