things i better have by the end of 2014:
- a better face
- lots of money
- many slutty memories
if you think you are unattractive just remember you look like your ancestors and hey all of them got laid
but what if you were adopted
I’m not up on the whole genetics thing
if you’re adopted you still have to have biological ancestors right
This is the best thing I have ever heard
NO GUYS NO STOP EVERYTHING AND WATCH THIS OKAY!!! You don’t even understand!!!! You wont regret it okay!!
A NEW AGE HAS BEGUN PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS IT MUST BECOME THE NATIONAL ANTHEM SIGNAL BOOST UNTIL OBAMA SEES
FUCKING LEGENDARY. DATTEBAYO. HELL FUCKING YEAH.