365daysofhorror:

If I ever have children, this is what I will use to teach them to read

(Source: cooley.bigcartel.com)

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crassper:

Where are his parents

crassper:

Where are his parents

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tallbread:

"suck my dick" 

"nah sorry i have a shrimp allergy"

(Source: australianprostitute)

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tallbread:

"suck my dick" 

"nah sorry i have a shrimp allergy"

(Source: australianprostitute)

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k1mkardashian:

aaliyahsashes:

Youtube music awards? seriously? what’s next? Instagram’s next top model?

DON’T GIVE TYRA ANY IDEAS 

(Source: solangehitme)

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dutchster:

*pushes*
*pushes*
*pushes*
*pushes*
*pushes*
*door says pull*

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moonemojii:

When someone lies to you but you already know the truth
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shireen-baratheon:

lotr AU where everything is exactly the same except the ring looks like this:

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