cytoplast:

you aren’t edgy and different just because you have an offensive opinion ok

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telapathetic:

when someone tries to argue with me on a subject i know more aboutimage

(Source: telapathetic)

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nauseabonde:

when somebody joins tumblr

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lobstmourne:

unimpressedcats:

yes yes i clean 4 u

"IM HELPING"

lobstmourne:

unimpressedcats:

yes yes i clean 4 u

"IM HELPING"

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writtenanddirected:

a new ask meme: go to my ask and paste the last thing you copied and send it to me without any explanation

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mylifeasqueenb:

girls all go to the bathroom together because that’s where we rap battle

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gaimez:

One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else this is gonna get really awkward”

She fuckin told my boyfriend that i liked him

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catsbeaversandducks:

Post-it Notes Left on the Train

Writer and illustrator October Jones, the creative genius behind Text From Dog and these funny train commute doodles, is at it again with these hilarious motivational post-it notes that he leaves on the train and in other random places.The upbeat doodles, which star Jones’ adorable character Peppy the Inspirational Cat, convey positive and funny messages meant to motivate daily commuters. Whether you’re feeling the Monday blues or in need of some encouragement, Jones’ delightful post-it notes are sure to brighten your day and remind you just how awesome you are.

Via My Modern Metropolis 

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