bluewaffleez:

when yo momma call u for dinner and its not even ready

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bettylurkin:

squidwurd:

i got an email from google saying my ads were disabled because i violated their policy by having “adult or mature content” on my blog and this was the picture they said was the violation

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is that one direction

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lordcheshire:

My mom just texted me this with the caption “stealing your men”

lordcheshire:

My mom just texted me this with the caption “stealing your men”

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lamapalooza:

what :P time :P is :P the :P next :P bus :P for :P bikini :P bottom :PP

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reshipped:

things i better have by the end of 2014:

  • a better face
  • lots of money
  • many slutty memories

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milokerrigan:

how-do-i-spell-your-url:

ilovecoffeeandcats:

if you think you are unattractive just remember you look like your ancestors and hey all of them got laid

but what if you were adopted

I’m not up on the whole genetics thing

but

if you’re adopted you still have to have biological ancestors right

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jpgay:

really punk?? really/? wanna fight about it?? wanna cuddle about  it?? wanna maybe makeout about it??

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you can live on minimum wage
 people who don’t have to (via thelordofthebuttz)

(Source: edwrad)

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