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THIS IS THAT SASSY DOG

Omfg. That’s just amazing.

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BEAUTIFUL

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One of the best shows ever~

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Tony: Well call me a sweet transvestite. Bruce, I’ve got a theory or two, but do you have any idea how this works?

Bruce: I’m not a theoretical physicist, Tony. I prefer radiation over relativity.

Lol I think it woulda been funnier if tony went: well call me a sweet transvestite and name me fanny tranny!

XD but it’s still very funny

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To the bitches who talk back to teachers and think they're the shit when they really aren't

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I’m like

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Ah England
Your assassination attempts are futile!
—France
What in the bloody hell are you talking about?
—England
You cannot play coy with me!
*flips the table and leaves*
—France
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Bloody France, he dosen’t know what he’s talking about!
*sniffs food*
Oh god*gags* Smells scrumptious!
——England
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Yup

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